Because I am weird

, I have every right to have this as my status:

If you dare to add me, search my name and I just might choose you as my next friend.

If you can't read JPEG, here is it:

Just deposited gold bars in the sewer. Is it weird I'm sharing this? I think not. People talk about them having colds on Facebook. Colds involve pathogenic viruses and bacteria. When you poopoo its usually only coliform. Coliform provides most of our Vitamin K. If you think this is inappropriate, your stupid. I JUST POOPOOED!