Talking animals

This happens when men are tired of laughing at themselves.

What I have realized

When people hate you then you fight back, its fun and painful and you might enjoy it. But if you have taken too much anymore and you start ignoring your haters, it is there you will understand how they will hunger for a bit of your attention. So don't hate, or you'll end up becoming a follower. hahahaha. HAHAHAHA.

And here is the Filipina Queen of Poise and Social Healthiness, Ms. Tricia Santos, acknowledging my idea in a way that can't be outdone:

This was shared by a crazy friend who goes by the name Ayanne. The Ayanne
who would die for a group hug with the Eraserheads. The Ayanne na walang malay, the Ayanne
na ang tanging kasalanan lamang ay ang magmahal...

Matter of fact, I'm starting to like her.

I'm happy

I'm really happy even though I feel like I've been ran over by a hundred bulls then put into war. I'm dead (and) tired. We had to do the Charleston in PE and a backbreaking stretch of tango dancing ("Just in case the scholars don't get into science, they can dance their way from unemployment"). Our PE classes are proportional mixtures of fun and muscle fatigue. Only every after PE class do I feel the right to submerge myself in a pile of chocolate with an open mouth.

No vision just instinct. Thank you Dana for taking these pictures!

Contrary to the happy life I live now is my immediate past. I was depressed - but it took me less than 24 hours to get over months and months of sadness. If you have been extremely sad lately, just try out this simple method I have used on myself:

1. Realize using your whole being that you are blessed. If you think you are not blessed, you are wrong.

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College

I just arrived home a few hours ago from Jakarta and Singapore. Last night, the results of the UPCAT were released and even before that, the DLSU Results were already hanging around the internet. What a rude introduction to a new year. :-(

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My results are actually good and I passed the courses I have been reasoning out as the ones most appropriate for me. I got in: 

DLSU: BS in Human Biology. Its the course that embodies a two-year premed and a four-year med proper schooling. 6 years and I can already be applying for residency! Wiii!

UP Los Banos: BS Biology. Way before dinosaurs, I was already planning on getting to Los Banos which will be a few hours drive from the hustle and bustle of Metro Manila. I am a sucker for temptation and I just might end up as a broke, prodigal son. I need to veer away from distractions (which includes opportunities) in the capital city to increase my chances of finishing college. UP-Los Banos, from what I heard from friends, will be more of a schooling paradise where you can walk around the campus, smiling with contentment (imagine!).

-Still waiting for the results of Ateneo and UST.
-I also passed Southville Foreign University(SFU) through a quiz bee which only adds up to my problem of decision-making. They have this amazing course and kitchen where I can study to become a chef! I always wanted to be a chef just like a child wants to become a dinosaur.

I'm really excited about getting into college because I would really enjoy having to concentrate on a topic as opposed to that in high school where in one period you talk about the molecular structure of bodily proteins, in another you talk about the marginal revenue and the elasticities of goods in the market. You get tired of the incoherences after a while.

Merry Christmas

So in a few hours, I'll start cooking penne pasta with my sister. We are planning a tomato sauce-tuna fusion that is edible. It being tasty would be a huge bonus. We are doing it for .... wait for it .... noche buena!

I wonder why Santa looks overweight.

Noche buena, formally Nochebuena or "Good Night" in Spanish, is a Hispanic tradition well accepted in the Philippines. Its a bountiful meal at Christmas Eve implying "what better way to celebrate the coming of the Savior than by gluttony eating a lot". My race just believes that abundance of food is a symptom of celebration and happiness.

We only do this once in over 360 days so you better get yourself a nice one. Advanced Merry Christmas!

I finally saw him on earth on stage on tv

Its 1:19 in the morning with exams later - and probably a lot of regret. Where did I get my nasty sleeping habbits from? Watching the replay of the concert on TV was well worth it though.

I guess Christmas is in town.

For the past n years, Christmas in our house has failed Filipino standards. 


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I'm seriously considering moving on to Tumblr because of the Follow feature but I have been with this blog for a very long time and ohwhatthe treachery it would be just to leave it hanging in midair after a more than a year affair.

Early Bird Trust Issues

When I was writing a speech as Judas Escariot for English class, a rather random idea popped into my mind. Can you remember the last time you stopped yourself from telling the whole story to your mother thinking they would just forget about it? This is my answer to that:

I am in grade six and I was walking the way home from school. My route involves passing by the University Church which is grand with a high, platform-like roof covering its grand entrance several steps up high a wide staircase. It was a sight to behold and every time I walk its way, I wouldn’t miss taking a peek at its majesty. This day was different though because on the high roof, I saw a man wearing clothes similar to the school’s gardeners. Have they started to plant on that roof? I asked myself and took several steps nearer to home.

I heard the man on the roof shout at me because apparently, I was the only one near enough to hear him. I took another look and I saw him clutching a bible and a knife, he was tearing down his jacket and the shirt he wrapped around his head. I knew something was wrong. He was shouting at me and I was pretty sure he wanted to jump. Knowing I should listen, I listened and after I heard enough, I started running towards the nearby security guard station and informed them about the horror I witnessed. 

The Capital City

I have hazy memories of the capital city. My trips to Manila were usually limited to a few hours or at most, a night and a short day. I was ecstatic that last Friday, me, my five other classmates and a teacher, went to Manila for a quiz bee (and a lot more). Wihi! Two nights in the National Capital Region. Of course, I was excited. NCR is the nearest domestic address we have to "the city that never sleeps" and I'm going with friends who fall under the same age group and with the same preferences as me.

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Goodbye WarpedOpinion.com!

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